Woodge reads a lot, loves movies, and watches little TV. He skis, plays tennis, and reads aloud to his perfect children.

Woodge likes word games, chess, Oh Hell, and Pitch. He thinks video games are a waste of time and prefers doodling or trying to write an adventure story with swordfights and monsters. (It's coming slowly.)

Woodge's favorite superhero is Batman. Color? Blue. His favorite punctuation is an interrobang. Of course. But, if he had a beach house, he'd name it Ampersand.

Woodge also enjoys bacon.