is the father of two
is charming, polite, and a good speller. He's a fabulous parent and doesn't smoke. He keeps swearing to a minimum because he deems it crass.
So, yeah, he thinks he's better than you are. What a pompous jerk he is! Someone ought to open a can of whup-ass on his smarmy little self.
I bet he'd run away screaming like a little girl.
skis and plays tennis
was an undefeated soccer coach (fall 2015)
enjoys crushing people without mercy in various word games
dabbles sporadically in Minecraft (in creative mode)
attempts yoga and has mastered these positions: the Broken Cow, the Amorphous Blob, and the That's Not Right!
may have more books than he'll ever read, but he still doesn't think that's necessarily a bad thing
spends too much vacation time in Sweden
vet var skåpet ska stå
would choose teleportation as his superpower of choice, no question just think of the savings in commuting costs alone!
has a secret undergroud lair staffed by supermodels who cater to his every whim and address him as "My liege!"
once won a game of Connect Four in three moves
could totally lose weight if he really wanted to