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Woodge has several resolutions he's made this year which he fully expects to keep, 98%.


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  • read Kings of the Wyld and it passed muster.
  • watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales which was fun but ridiculous.
  • watched Brawl in Cell Block 99 which was brutal and bad-ass.
  • read The Fifth Season and recommend it highly.
  • watched The Shape of Water and really dug it.
  • watched American Made and Fantastic Mr. Fox

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